Rodeo-Ho-Ho

She’s the one who shows up to the ugly-Christmas-sweater party in something that makes everyone else’s light-up reindeer sweater look like it came from a church basement. She’s equal parts Jessica Rabbit swagger and Dolly Parton sparkle, with a dash of “yes, I can rope and ride anything in heels, thanks for asking.” She drinks her whiskey neat, tips the bartender in cash, and still leaves cookies for Santa (the naughty kind). She owns every room she walks into, laughs loud enough to scare the neighborhood dogs, and when she says “Merry Christmas, y’all” it somehow sounds like both a blessing and a dare. This shirt isn’t just clothing; it’s a holiday battle flag.

Bold white-on-black line art of a voluptuous, big-haired cowgirl riding a rearing, red-nosed reindeer like it owes her money. Clean, high-contrast design with thick, confident lines that pop on a premium soft-style black shirt. No background clutter, just pure attitude from hat to hoof. It's simple. It comes in black!

Perfect for the girl who wants her holiday spirit served with a side of sass, a shot of whiskey, and zero apologies. Wear it to the Christmas rodeo, the office party, or while you’re lassoing presents under the tree. Guaranteed to make Grandma clutch her pearls and your ex swipe up “new number who dis.”

• 100% cotton (soft as a reindeer’s underbelly)

• true-to-size fit (curves welcome and celebrated)

• Screen-printed with discharge ink for a vintage, no-feel print

• Designed and printed in small batches; once they’re gone, they’re gone till next Christmas.

• Grab yours before Rudolph files a restraining order. Yee-haw and ho ho ho, baby.

Size Guide

Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure around your waistline.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Product Specification

Certified organic cotton t-shirt, 155 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.